Something amazing happened last night. Something that hasn’t happened in at least 2 weeks.
Neither girl woke up. No one called for me. No one came down the stairs.
It was perfect.
There was only one blemish and it was caused by me.
If I could go back and do last night differently, I might rethink my decision to drink a Pepsi Max at 10 p..m. It didn’t hinder my falling asleep, but it was the child getting me up 3 times in the night.
Also, I don’t like Pepsi Max. You should at least like the thing that plagues you.
I am formulating my Redneck Fitness Plan. Pepsi Max will not figure in to the new lifestyle.
If Glade made Bacon flavored plug-in air fresheners, would you buy them?