My name is Missy. I am an unpublished writer living and writing in Florida while dreaming of a future in New York City. I am extremely middle aged and married for 26 years to a man who would not let me break up with him. In the amount of time it took me to try to think up a more creative way to break it off, I fell for him. Now the mother of four quirky children, I came to parenthood in hard and unconventional ways. I regret none of it. You can tell a lot by a person by what they’ll eat off the floor.