This one is worse.
RESCUESD DOG READY FOR HIS FOREVER HOME HOME (Tampa Bay)
Date: 2012-02-23, 7:30PM EST
Reply to: gmdgq-2855084343@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi I am Mr Sweet. I am a yellow labrador rescue dog. I was SAVED by a nice lady who came and got me from a certain death at a very high kill shelter. Many of my buddies died there as I saw them take them to a room and they came out lifeless. I got so SAD I would be next any hour or any day??!! Then this nice lady came and said you will NOT die today and started calling me by my name (Mr Sweet). I’m a handsome one year old boy,and I only weigh 30lb. I love to play with dogs, I’m ok with cats, and anyone really!!! 🙂 I am a playful boy and aim to please my forever family that me and my foster mom are currently looking for… Can you be my new forever family?? I have been fixed, Micro chipped, and UTD on all my yearly shots. I am a healthy, happy and playful sweet boy ready to come to meet you. Please text or call my foster mom to meet me. 305-896-0463 I look forward to meeting you. There is a one hundred dollar rehoming fee to cover some of my expenses, and for future rescues. Thank you!
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Hi, my name is Clucky Doo and I will adopt Mr. Sweet and MEEEE-OOOOOW to be my new BFF’s. I have a human that doesn’t like me much and it makes me angry, in fact it makes me want to chase my human and scream COCK A DOODLE DOO at her,which means, I DOOOO like you but you just won’t let me peck you a little. Doesn’t my human know that’s how I show affection? Maybe I just need to find a new human on Craig’s List….