That went REAL bad

I have tried so very hard to be organized, normal, and efficient. And sometimes I get really crazy and try to appear heroic, while clearly lacking the skills of a hero. Often these attempts come together in a bungled pile-up that has a chocolate cake at the bottom or a baby pinned under a shopping cart.

People are first horrified. But once they see that everyone is okay and no one needs a hospital, they laugh. Once I have gotten over myself, I laugh too.
Sometimes.
Actually not that much.

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One thought on “That went REAL bad

  1. some of the best stories are the true ones because they end up so odd ball no one thinks you haven’t really embellished it a LOT! I love kid stories….and YES I think the human hair on the rock is disturbing. Lord keep me from such behavior when I’m an old person!

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